25 Weird but Spontaneous Thoughts About the “Avengers: Infinity War” Trailer | GEEK TALK SERIES

Hi ya’ll!

And welcome to the 4th edition of our Geek Talk Series!

If you are not a marvel fan, please understand that deep in your soul, you want to. You just don’t know it yet. It’s not too late to follow the right path.

To immerse yourself in the universe and take your rightful place as a Marvel minion, here is what you need to do:

• Go watch the seventeen EPIC movies you missed, starting with Iron man and finishing with Thor Ragnarok.
• Get you geek-hat on and buy some key comics to get a grasp on the basic psyshe of the characters.
• Find a comprehensive analysis about the timeline and different phases of the Marvel Cinematic Universe… and learn it by heart. I suggest Wikia as source of knowledge. It’s unbeatable.

Look, I know it seems like a lot, but it’s not, OK? it’s perfectly doable and it will be very enjoyable, trust me.

So here we go! Following below are my 25 thoughts about the ABSOLUTE GREATNESS AND EPICNESS that is the Avengers: Infinity War Trailer. This movie will be the biggest cinematic event of the millennium generation, I can feel it in my bones y’all.

*** Warnings: There is a severe abuse of uppercase and exclamation points. ***

 

1. BY THE NORMS, THIS IS HAPPENING!!!
2. Ooooh, the music is so good, it’s so sad and melancholic and yeeeees, coming through feelings!
3. Oh Gosh, I’m shivering.
4. ALL THOSE CHARACTERS ARE TOGETHER!!!!
5. Damn, Mark Ruffalo, back at it again with the nakedness.
6. Black Widow is blond… it doesn’t look like she’s having more fun though…
7. Wow! Stark and Doctor Strange are together! Hashtag Goatee Beard Bros!
8. MY BABY PETER! MY SON! MY LITTLE SPIDERLING!
9. Oh no! He’s too young to fight!
10. Wow, Thanos’s voice is deep.
11. There is a stargate in the sky… where is SG1?
12. LOKI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
13. WTF!
14. Marvel… how dare you? how dare you?
15. Thanos needs a tan, he’s not super purple anymore, more like pastel purple.
16. Wow! Instant killer Mode activated for my baby Spider Man! New suit coming through!
17. Awww, my son King T’Challa giving orders like a boss…
18. Cap? Is that a beard?!
19. Captain America has a beard! He’s so sexy…
20. Damn, Cap’s suit is black… he’s not longer the symbol of America… I hope he apologizes to Tony…
21. PETER! NO! THANOS, YOU GIANT PURPLE FREAK, GET AWAY FROM HIM!
22. Not feeling super sorry for Vision… I’m a bad person.
23. THE BATTLE FIELD, BY THE STARS, THIS IS EPIC! THIS. IS. EVERYTHING.
24. Bucky! Oh I’ve missed you!
25. Thor and the Guardians of the galaxy! This is destiny! Or a wet dream!

 

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Let me know what you thought of the trailer if you have seen it! I will see y’all in the next Geek Talk,

Stay Excellent,

 

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